Archive for April 13th, 2006
Quotations about Sex III
Thursday, April 13th, 2006Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! ~George Bernard Shaw I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below [...]
What Is in the Wine
Thursday, April 13th, 2006When Noah was planting a vineyard, Satan appeared to him and asked permission to help him. Satan brought first a lamb, killed it and poured its blood over the furrows. Then he soaked the earth with lion’s blood. Following he trapped a monkey and used his blood in the same way. And finally it was [...]
